Lesson 101.

Today, I'm going to teach you all a cantonese word and how to apply it!

Siong Che is the word.
In Mandirin, it means 上车
In Malay, it means Naik-kereta
In English, it means go up the car la duh

Basically, Siong Che has a few meaning. Let's go straight to the example and you'll understand!

Example 1.
Lets say, you're on the same table with your friends, what they are eating are something nice and yours taste like shit. At this point, your friends or you yourself can use this word Siong Che

Chris: Hahahaah your food sucks, you siong che already!
Me: Hailat, all taste so nice except mine, siong che!

Example 2.
If you're playing dota and your friend is trying to save you from dying. In the end, you manage to escape but he died! You can start spamming Siong Che.

*For example, Chris died, and Me, EngHoe, WengFoo and Ken are alive*
Adrian: Chris, you siong che already
EngHoe: HAHAHAHAHA, siong che
WengFoo: XDXDXD siong che
Ken: SIONG CHE!

Example 3.
Lets say you're on the road driving, suddenly you see this really hot chick walking alone and you're thinking of giving her a ride. At this point, you can,

*Wind down the window*
You: Hey, siong che, outside very dangerous!
Her: So nice of you!
You: *Thought to yourself* yes yes yes yes yes yes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Example 4
Or lets say you're driving on the road, suddenly you bang someone's car or any accident! At this point, you wanna call your parents and let them know, you can,

*On the phone*
Mum: Hello!
Me: Mum, I siong che already, I bang on someone's ass!
Mum: Good game, tell that to your dad, not me!

Alright, I know it's lame but I cant think of any other examples already!

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