The Big Winners.

Ever since Magnum4D, Da Ma Cai and SportsToto existed, many of the malaysians will spend some or alot of their money buying 4 numbers, hoping that one day they will strike, but the kebarangkalian of striking it will be 1 out of I dont know how many, or if you're stupid enough, the probability of striking it will be kena or tak kena.

My aunty's one.

Every Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday, these 3 shops will be super packed. People queuing up to give their money away, some not if they're lucky enough. Ooo sometimes there will be a lucky draw on Tuesday.

There was this movie originated from Singapore said that those who are queuing up to buy the numbers always think that the workers inside the shop who help them to press press press the numbers are Choi San Yeh/Chai Shen Ye because somehow they will win some money, but actually the other way round, workers will take those fellas as Choi San Yeh/Chai Shen Ye because they are all lining up to throw the money to them. Got it?

So my point is, my point isssssssssssss! You can't actually blame them for throwing the money away. In malaysia, everywhere around them are numbers, and that actually got them inspired, encouraged, motivated, desired to buy, you know? Sometimes, it's really hard to quit gambling, just like how smokers quit smoking.

For example, car number plates. Everyday on the road, you will see lots of lots of nice nice numbers to buy. Especially during accidents, one of the reasons why drivers slow down is not because they are concerned about the victims, is because they are busy noticing the numbers. All in all, that will bring conversations between friends to a whole new level.

*The-supposed-to-be conversation*
Ken: I met an accident, sighhh
Adrian: Ouch, was it bad? Are you okay?
Ken: Whole engine gone.
Adrian: How you settle?
Ken: Call dad lorhh.

*The-new-level conversation*
Ken: I met an accident.
Adrian: Oo really? YES YES YES! What's your car number plate?
Ken: XXX 9232.
Adrian: Today what day? Wednesday right? Yes lahh, got open.
Ken: Cibai, dont forget to "pao" the number.

Another example is the cell number. The last 4 digits.

Go and try your luck now, its Saturday!

Sorry, my phone quite high tech. Stupid brother said he will send back cell from Liverpool, until today sampai sekarang still ask me wait. Babi betul.

Next example is when you open your wallet or purse, all the cards, what number also got lahhh!

3810

Sorry, too handsome d! Hahahah.

Some other examples,

Wah kao, so many numberssssS! Go try your luck.

3528

Super alot more lahh if wanna list down everything!

Another ridiculous but quite zhun way I've ever heard is people going to those tokong-tokong or some san-ka-la places, deep deep inside the jungle to ask some sifu or some Gods for 4 digits, where you can find banners hanging outside their houses proving that the 4 digits really came out before lah, this and that lahhh.

By the end of the day, these 3 companies are the big winners after all! It is not that you can't gamble, just make sure that you know your limit, jangan sampai sleep under the bridge, lying along every monday SS2 pasar malam, every wednesday Cheras Taman Connaught pasar malam, every thursday Chao Yang pasar malam, every friday Cheras Leisure Mall pasar malam, every sunday Taman Megah or Paramount pasar malam begging for money.

Disclaimer: Dont come and look for me, saying it is my fault to give you so many ways to look for numbers and you gamble sampai bankrupt or pinjam money return loan shark. Fuck off.

Have a nice day!