Gentleman, start your engine!
I was watching this Taiwan variety show and they were arguing that women are proved to be a lousier driver. Four girls were trying to defense themselves from two guys. Man, those words are really really harshful.
But it is true! Generally, women are lousier.
If you (a pro female driver) who is reading my blog now, feel free to swear at the statement and alt-f4. Hahaha.
If you (a lousy female driver) who is reading my blog now, you must continue reading this post, thanks!
As for guys, do whatever you want.
Few days back, when i was heading back from my mum's office, this lady driver infront of me had all the space even a mammoth tank can simply drive through the gap given, but she made it as if it was so diffucult. She (driving a Myvi) kept braking and jerking her car while trying to move forward. If she is driving those funeral van, I don't know what is it called, at the moment, Im sure the dead person inside the coffin will resurrect anytime in the process of braking and jerking.
I don't know why women can be so pro and concentrated when they are placed in any shopping malls but when they are on the road, they are easily distracted. Maybe the government should start considering whether to hang all the dresses, heels, accessories, bras at the street lights and dividers along the road instead of those advertising banners.
Guys, still remember our parents used to buy us lots of toy cars and we can drive it anywhere in house using only one hand, on the floor, against the wall, around the toilet bowl, in the air, beside mother's chopping board, down the stairs, just literally anywhere and that makes guy a better driver, I guess. Maybe parents should let their daughters start playing with toy cars from young instead of barbie dolls. Now I know why there are lousy male drivers too, just imagine what they played with when they're young! Hahahah! Enghoe, why you so lousy one?
Okok, time for dinner!
Have a nice day!
But it is true! Generally, women are lousier.
If you (a pro female driver) who is reading my blog now, feel free to swear at the statement and alt-f4. Hahaha.
If you (a lousy female driver) who is reading my blog now, you must continue reading this post, thanks!
As for guys, do whatever you want.
Few days back, when i was heading back from my mum's office, this lady driver infront of me had all the space even a mammoth tank can simply drive through the gap given, but she made it as if it was so diffucult. She (driving a Myvi) kept braking and jerking her car while trying to move forward. If she is driving those funeral van, I don't know what is it called, at the moment, Im sure the dead person inside the coffin will resurrect anytime in the process of braking and jerking.
I don't know why women can be so pro and concentrated when they are placed in any shopping malls but when they are on the road, they are easily distracted. Maybe the government should start considering whether to hang all the dresses, heels, accessories, bras at the street lights and dividers along the road instead of those advertising banners.
Guys, still remember our parents used to buy us lots of toy cars and we can drive it anywhere in house using only one hand, on the floor, against the wall, around the toilet bowl, in the air, beside mother's chopping board, down the stairs, just literally anywhere and that makes guy a better driver, I guess. Maybe parents should let their daughters start playing with toy cars from young instead of barbie dolls. Now I know why there are lousy male drivers too, just imagine what they played with when they're young! Hahahah! Enghoe, why you so lousy one?
Okok, time for dinner!
Have a nice day!
posted by Adrian at
5:36 PM
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