Sohai Scammers!
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This has happened quite some time ago but still I wanna blog about this because I just thought about it.
Not long ago. Me, Hoe, Foo and Chris were in 1 Utama chilling. We were walking around until this chinese girl approached me.
Originally, the conversation was in chinese but I will translate it for those banana readers like Suat May, Adrienna and more. Hahah!
Girl: Sir sir, we are currently now helping these kids *flipping all the poor kids pictures* to collect some donations from the public. Can you help?
Me: Harrr?!
Girl: Actually, you can either donate RM 10 then we can get a packet of small milk powder, or RM 20 for a big packet of milk powder.
Me: Ermmmm, harrrrr..
Girl: Please lar, please lar, this is our last day of this donation already.
Me: *look at my watch's date* Ooo 31st. Ermmm *reluctantly take out RM 10 from my wallet*
She: Sir, sir, why don't you share share with your friend, then u all can donate RM 5 each to get the big packet.
Me: Oi, chris, hoe, foo, each pay RM 5.
She: Thank you sir, thank you sir!
Me: Pleasure.
Recently, I went to Times Square with Albert, you all knew that right if you have been reading my blog. I saw that freaking same girl asking for donation again. *WTFFFF, I thought it ended last month already*. I was staring at her while she was walking around, until she saw me and about to approach me. She started to give me weird expressions and I could read her lips saying *eeeEHhh*, she just turned around and walked away.
FUCK YOU BITCH.
I'm gonna give you all another way far far far ridiculous example. You know normally on the road, when you see those monk or nun, if they approach for you for some donation, usually if you don't want to donate, they will just go away.
One fine afternoon, Hoe, Foo and I visited this nasi lemak shop in Damansara Utama. This nun came in started asking for donation from all the customers. Hoe was too lucky because he was the first one who got stucked up with the nun when he was at the entrance, making his orders.
Me and Foo: Hahahah hoe hailat d.
*minutes later* Hoe walked towards me and asked,
Hoe: Eh adrian, got RM 10 ar? I got no change. Later I pay back.
Me: Hahaha okay okay!
*saw enghoe wrote his name on her paper and passed her RM 10*
Then this nun walked towards me. Normally I will just tell her NO. But this nun, took out her pen, passed it to me, held on my hand and insisted me to write my name.
PAUSE, FYI. Under Section 98c Trade Practises Act stated that, once you write your name in the list means you have to donate RM 10. Hahahahah!
Originally, the conversation was in chinese but I will translate it.
Nun: *held my hand* Come come, write your name, write your name.
Me: Huh? *At first I thought Hoe didnt write his name there and the reason she approach me is to ask me to help my friend to write*
Nun: Come, just donate RM 10, pao yiu-pao yiu (bless-bless).
Me: What theeee, aiyoh no change la. *threw the pen back to her*
Nun: Nevermind, nevermind I have change.
Me: *O_O eyes opened wide-wide and stared at her* Wahhhh, I don't have change, you tell me you have change, yml! *speechless, meaning you're rich la*
Nun: Make a donation, make a donation. Come come. *still trying very hard to ask me to hold her pen*
Me: I DON'T WANT!
Nun: *diam-diam walked away*
SAY NO TO CHEESE NUN
Honestly, sometimes I think those people are rich, try to notice next time if they approach you. I saw before those wearing Nike sandals, gold watch, using branded cellphones, even better than my 8310.
If everyone comes to me and ask for donation, there goes my allowance, at that time who's gonna donate back to me? I damn freaking hate those nun, they are just way too persuasive, and that irritates me. IF I WANNA DONATE I WILL DO IT WILLINGLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE ME, YOU B****.
Note: Is not that I don't want to respect you monk and nun out there! Is just that sometimes you make yourself unrespectable.
Have a nice day, hehe!
This has happened quite some time ago but still I wanna blog about this because I just thought about it.
Not long ago. Me, Hoe, Foo and Chris were in 1 Utama chilling. We were walking around until this chinese girl approached me.
Originally, the conversation was in chinese but I will translate it for those banana readers like Suat May, Adrienna and more. Hahah!
Girl: Sir sir, we are currently now helping these kids *flipping all the poor kids pictures* to collect some donations from the public. Can you help?
Me: Harrr?!
Girl: Actually, you can either donate RM 10 then we can get a packet of small milk powder, or RM 20 for a big packet of milk powder.
Me: Ermmmm, harrrrr..
Girl: Please lar, please lar, this is our last day of this donation already.
Me: *look at my watch's date* Ooo 31st. Ermmm *reluctantly take out RM 10 from my wallet*
She: Sir, sir, why don't you share share with your friend, then u all can donate RM 5 each to get the big packet.
Me: Oi, chris, hoe, foo, each pay RM 5.
She: Thank you sir, thank you sir!
Me: Pleasure.
Recently, I went to Times Square with Albert, you all knew that right if you have been reading my blog. I saw that freaking same girl asking for donation again. *WTFFFF, I thought it ended last month already*. I was staring at her while she was walking around, until she saw me and about to approach me. She started to give me weird expressions and I could read her lips saying *eeeEHhh*, she just turned around and walked away.
FUCK YOU BITCH.
I'm gonna give you all another way far far far ridiculous example. You know normally on the road, when you see those monk or nun, if they approach for you for some donation, usually if you don't want to donate, they will just go away.
One fine afternoon, Hoe, Foo and I visited this nasi lemak shop in Damansara Utama. This nun came in started asking for donation from all the customers. Hoe was too lucky because he was the first one who got stucked up with the nun when he was at the entrance, making his orders.
Me and Foo: Hahahah hoe hailat d.
*minutes later* Hoe walked towards me and asked,
Hoe: Eh adrian, got RM 10 ar? I got no change. Later I pay back.
Me: Hahaha okay okay!
*saw enghoe wrote his name on her paper and passed her RM 10*
Then this nun walked towards me. Normally I will just tell her NO. But this nun, took out her pen, passed it to me, held on my hand and insisted me to write my name.
PAUSE, FYI. Under Section 98c Trade Practises Act stated that, once you write your name in the list means you have to donate RM 10. Hahahahah!
Originally, the conversation was in chinese but I will translate it.
Nun: *held my hand* Come come, write your name, write your name.
Me: Huh? *At first I thought Hoe didnt write his name there and the reason she approach me is to ask me to help my friend to write*
Nun: Come, just donate RM 10, pao yiu-pao yiu (bless-bless).
Me: What theeee, aiyoh no change la. *threw the pen back to her*
Nun: Nevermind, nevermind I have change.
Me: *O_O eyes opened wide-wide and stared at her* Wahhhh, I don't have change, you tell me you have change, yml! *speechless, meaning you're rich la*
Nun: Make a donation, make a donation. Come come. *still trying very hard to ask me to hold her pen*
Me: I DON'T WANT!
Nun: *diam-diam walked away*
SAY NO TO CHEESE NUN
Honestly, sometimes I think those people are rich, try to notice next time if they approach you. I saw before those wearing Nike sandals, gold watch, using branded cellphones, even better than my 8310.
If everyone comes to me and ask for donation, there goes my allowance, at that time who's gonna donate back to me? I damn freaking hate those nun, they are just way too persuasive, and that irritates me. IF I WANNA DONATE I WILL DO IT WILLINGLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE ME, YOU B****.
Note: Is not that I don't want to respect you monk and nun out there! Is just that sometimes you make yourself unrespectable.
Have a nice day, hehe!
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