God is fair.

Warning, mean post ahead.

The world is seriously changing, not any better!

Pretty girls no longer hunt for handsome guys, all that matter is the heart of a guy!

Wait a minute, a friend then added, "Girls now go for bad boys"

So, should I put it this way, pretty girls no longer hunt for handsome guys, all that matter is the bad boys' heart?

At this point, if you're a pretty female reader and you can't agree with the statement, feel that it is too much, please press alt-f4 and say no to adriangoh.

Can I start my story?

Last night, I was out dinner with my friends, steamboat for dinner anyway. This pretty girl came in to the restaurant, we couldn't take our eyes off her. Love at first sight, I guess. She was holding the guy's hand, so we toggle our sight to her boyfriend.

OMGOODNESS, JESUS CHRIST, YA ALLAH YA TUHAN AND GUAN YIN MA! He couldn't be any handsomer than any of us and consider us are already such a horrid. It was a curse at first sight, everyone from our table went,

SHITTTTTTTTT! MAHAIIII

His face was really ... (Continue reading and you will know what these dots mean)

Whole table was super down! hahaah!

I know we should mind our own business but we just couldn't stop cursing. Sigh, why o why!

Then I told my friends, if he can get such pretty girl, then I'm gonna at least have a miss universe as my girlfriend. This angel interrupted me, if I can have a miss universe as my girlfriend, she will chop her head and let me sit. Angel, you're a girl, you know, what chop chop chop, so rude! Hahahah!

The only way for me now to get a pretty girlfriend is to get my face deformed. For example, like Chi Wei's face. Let me show u,

This is how he looks like, if you want me to draw.

I remember last year, when I was drawing his face, someone laughed and said,

It's easy to draw his face, draw a circle then you start dotting (Ken 2006). Text referencing is very important, you see.

Just in case you all really wanna see his face, please click *here* then you will know what Ken said is right! Hahahahah.

I told myself, I must now find a super bad looking girl, just to prove that I'm super handsome or a super good looking girl, to prove how ugly I am and also my own bliss.

Not A Disclaimer: Just in case if I have violated someone by writing this, please feel free to sue me and seek for damages, hahahaha!

Disclaimer: Whatever I've written, just say say only la, no hard feelings ok? Chillax, Don't really come and sue me.

Last night, when Russell was sleeping on my bed, I caught him sleeping with his tongue sticking out!

So cutteeee.

Then I caught myself sleeping with my tongue sticking out,

So..*pause*.. ewwwwww! Now I know I find can a super hot gf! Hahah

Mandi then study! Bye!

Have a nice day!