Wooooooooooomennn! Sigh.

Found this in my gmail, that I must share it with you all.

I had a good laugh and also learnt something.

Below are 8 words women uses,

FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is
half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Have a nice day!