For Men.

Went to 1u with Albert and Chun Hoong to watch the Andy's movie!

Afterthat, Albert wanted to shop awhile, so teman him lorr!

I bought myself a new wallet from BOSNIA since the last one was all torn!

Black for man! Damn man.

The inside.

The backside! Simple and comfy to hold!

Have a nice day!

@!$#%$&*!#$*^%!*@#%!@!

Trip to pasar pagi never felt so good before!

Previously, all my visits to pasar pagi were lousy, probably because I was forced to wake up 8 in the morning and drive my mum to the market.

This morning, I willingly fetched my mum to the market because I was up as early as 7.15 and thanks to the stupid faggot, keep msn-ing for songs, that's why I cant go back to sleep.

As usual, the market was packed with aunties pilibala overthere bargaining.

Aunties: How much? How much? Faster la, I wanna go for work one arh.
Seller: 3.50, fresh one.
Aunties: Cheaper lar, everytime also I buy from you one, cheaper larr.
Seller: Cheaper? I dont need to earn already.
Aunties: K la k la RM 3 ok?
Seller: ...

So, basically I just stood there learning women's power of bargaining while waiting for my mum to grab a lil bit of this, a lil bit of that. Suddenly I saw this really hot chick passed by my sight. She stood there too while waiting for her mum, her face was fulled with the expression of disgusted!

"Why market so dirty one" eeeeeeeee
"Why the road so many potholes one, filled with dirty water one" eeeeeeeeee
"Ooo gosh, the way they chop the pork" eeeeeeee
"Why got beggar one" eeeeeeeeee

Hahahahahaahahahah!

I think she is back on holidays then accompany her mother to the market because the way she talked to her mum, the accent.

So, she did notice that I was looking at her, then I smiled at her, she smiled back, a few times!
!@#^*&^%@!#&;!%@#&*!@%#*&@%!#*&@%!#*&@!%#@&!#.

"Must get phone number, must get phone number!"

*She smiled again and turned to the other direction and walked off*

Awwwwwwwww.!@#&!^&a@%#*&!@%#*&!@%#&*@!#%. WHAT THE! Anyway, I still feel good!

Have a nice day!

Explorace + Amazing Race = Explozing Race!

Last night, Hoe and I went to Taman Sri Muda to revive back his childhood memories, I know it sounds gay but he didnt quite know the way, thats why he dragged me along, hoping that I will help him out. Yes, I've heard before Taman Sri Muda but hello? Do I look like a map to you? I don't know why my friends like to call me up and ask me how to go this and that places. Christopher! Chi Wei! Eng Hoe! Albert! Thanks man.

We went wrong thrice before we actually reached Taman Sri Muda, thanks to that tricky right turning that we missed then we went all the way to the Kota Permai roundabout and made a U-Turn then all the way back to that turning and we missed again, then only I realized there was this stupid turning that lead to Taman Sri Muda. I don't know why, they dont have road signs that say Taman Sri Muda, that place so ulu meh? That area we went was Jalan 25/** but Hoe's house is Jalan 27/**. That area really quite scary, all the Indians wandering around on the street, chinese restaurant that filled with Indians drinking beer.

Got really fustrated finding Jalan 27 when we keep finding that jalan in a big circle of jalan 25. Sohai! Asked a fella where is it? Then he said

Fella: You go out highway, heading back to Puchong, then blablablablablablablablablabla!
Me: Meaning that Jalan 27 is in another area?
Fella: Yeap, thats right!
Me: Diu, Eng Hoe that area that you asked me "if go straight go where one" that place laaa!
Hoe: Oooo diuuuu.

Finally reached Hoe's ex-house, it is at Jalan Dusun Kubunb, then he started sharing all his childhood memories while pointing here and there, directing me this is where he went moutain climbing, this is where his friend stay, this is where his baby-sitter stays. Nothing better to do arh!

11.35 pm reached his friend's house, not too sure whether is his friend's house.

Me: Go ding doink and ask laaa, get his contact la
Hoe: Shifted already how?
Me: "But if you never try, you'll never know orrrhhhh" Coldplay's Fix You.
Hoe: ...

Hoe: *Ding Doink* Hello, is XXX around
An uncle: *Stunned* XXX arhh XXX arrrhh, ermm XXX is in Canada
Hoe: ....
Hoe: I'm one of his old old friends, do you have his contact number or maybe Email?
The uncle: Ermmm, XXX@yahoo.com, not sure is yahoo or hotmail, you wait arh
Hoe: Okok.
That uncle again: It's yahoo
Hoe: Thanks

When I reached home before Hoe, I found that address through friendster, guess what? It was @hotmail.com instead of @yahoo.com.

Drove around that area until 12.05 then balik rumah. What an awesome night, stupid faggot!

I will blog about the Pasar Pagi trip I went with my mom this morning when I have time, hahaha!

Ooo yah, now I like to stay in my room more! Curi from my dad's room! I don't know what is it call, ionizer or blablabla I guess, but it makes my room damn chilling!

Muahahah!

Have a nice day!

If Only We Can Control.

A friend of mine just sent me this. I was wondering how nice if we can control the woman we like.

Sony for woman!

Guys, no matter how, you must click it! We all sure love the PLAY button, don't we?
Girls, I think you better not la k?

I know I'm outdated, but I just finished watching Prison Break Season 1. Why the ending like that oneeeeeE? Hahah, Susan, I heard from Eng Hoe that you damn like Wentworth Miller, somemore ask him to cut botak! Hahaha!

Have a nice day!

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Woke up around 6.30 in the evening, chatted with Eng Hoe through MSN, and he said he wanna bring me to Hartamas to see hot chicks. So I went to take a shower.

After finished bathing, I thought to myself, wahhh going to see hot chicks later, better gurgle some Listerine first.

Note: I'm still naked.

I dunno what flavour is that.

So, as usual, I just poured it into my mouth from the bottle, but today I over poured it, and the Listerine flowed to my little brother. At first, I thought it was ok since I'm not feeling anything. Then, after few seconds, I felt a lil cold elsewhere but my little brother there felt hot.

Ahhh, wtf! (To make it real, I took this picture in the toilet) Hahahah!

Uuuhhh aahhhh uuuhhhh aaaaahhhh uuuhhhh ahhhhhH! It's gettin' hot in here!!

Water is my hero of the day!

I quickly shower my little brother with some divine love (water).

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (The sound when you've finish masturbating), feeling way better now! Chi Wei, please do not act innocent, go try it!

After I've finished everything in the bathroom and got out from the bathroom, Eng Hoe told me the plan is cancelled. Stupid faggot.

Have a nice day larrrr!

Guys' Talk.

Wanna know what guys' conversations are? Let me reveal a little bit today.

*In the car while going Little Genting*
Hoe: Go little genting how long one? Why like going Ipoh one -_-
Chris: Dunno, Hulu Langat from my house, reach Little Genting, around 15-20 mins gua.
Adrian: You know 1 utama that Celebrity Fitness right? Last time that Tiara girl from there said you can see Little Genting from there.
Hoe: Diu ni la
Bubu: Diu ni la
Adrian: Sorry lor!
[10 minutes later]
Chris: After traffic light turn right, then all the way uphill already
Adrian: Ohh yes yes, hungry like shit already! Bubu. why Hoe so quiet one?
Bubu: Hungry until die d.
Adrian: Chris, is that the restaurant? *Didnt notice the bump infront*
Chris: Ehhhhhh bump arhh.
Adrian: Too late *Went over it at 60km/h, PEEEM PPOOOOMM*
Hoe: Wahhhhh, siong cheee
Bubu: Diuuuuuuu!
Adrian: Too hungry la diu.

*Hoe, Chris and I went toilet, left Bubu alone at the table, and while walking back the table*
Adrian: Hoe, Chris. You see this bubu, sure smsing the girl, telling her this place very nice la, next time bring you here la, sure solo already one!
Hoe: Hahahahaha, yeala yeala
Chris: Hahahaha!

*Msn Conversation, Group Chat*
Chris: *Pasted a friendster link into the conversation box* Pretty anot?
Adrian: Diuuuuuuuuuuu pork chop douuuuuuuuuuu! Mahai
Hoe: Gou liao ar, you see her hand, fat douuuuu!
Bubu: Hahahah XD, luckily never click! You all kena sin already!
Chris: Bwahahahah!

*Lunch with some friends, and we were talking about opportunity cost*
Me: Let you choose la, u want your gf or rather let ppl steal the car?
X: Of course car la, 80k you ar dai lou!
Y: Adrian, you want Girl A or Girl B?
Me: Diu, give some girls that I can choose one can? Both also ugly dou, choose whatttt? You choose la.
Y: Ok la ok la, Girl C or Girl D?
Me: Diuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, both also pretty. How to choose!?!?!?!?

I will reveal more some other time, I'm bloggin cum watching Arsenal's match!

Have a nice day!

Holidays.

Kinda lazy to blog nowadays. Holidays make me dull! I can't think! Arggghhh

Have a nice day!

PicturesssS!

So, last thursday was the last paper and that marked the start of our holiday until February! Hahahahahahah!

On that day, the exam actually ends at 5 but Ken, Chris, Chi Wei, Angel, Weng Foo and I came out earlier by 45 minutes because we were all done, takkan sit inside right or not?

We wanted to leave that place but Angel said Yee Yen wants us to take a class photo but she was still inside the hall! So, we started camwhoring with Angel's camera!

My dear bob with Angel's koala bear and Angel's cell is inside the bear.

Sei pei hai with his classic hairstyle.

Yeng mou?

Bored!

Raining ~

The Bird
Candid la, Angel really nothing to do one! -_-!

Disturbing the bozo!

...

Puma race queen with sponsor, BHP Petrol and with the racer, Ken.

Finally, exam is over, and everyone is out! Waited until like a motherfucker already!

With the hot chick!

Group picture

Cw with the girls and with the 2 blur fuck behind!

Angel with Cw!

With Chris!

With race queen!

With pei hai!

With didi!

With the founder of Bob and Ashley!

F4.

Pei Hais.

So Angel wanted to take a picture of me jumping.

Warming up.

Man! What was I thinking and Angel thought I couldn't jump that high that's why the picture came out like this!

Sek Yunn Fan with Yunn!

LASTLY!

Wheeeeeeeeeee, Finals are over!

Enjoy your holiday guys!

Happy Feet is a must watch movie!

Have a nice day!

Most Creative Invitation!

Went to fetch my mum before I headed to 1U to watch 007.

In the car, with Chi Wei behind and mother besides me, she passed me this.

What The Heckkkkkkk!

Me: What on earth is this???
Mum: Your dad's friend's wedding and this is their invitation card or rather "DVD"
Me: Whatttttt theeeeeeeee! You know there is a movie call Mr&Mrs Smith or not? exactly the same one?
Mum: Yeah I know, my friend told me about it when she saw this DVD. Show me when you get home!
Me: Hahahahahahahaha what the, seriously!

Compare and see!

So, Casino Royale was cool! Just went and watched it. When we were queueing up for drinks, GSC is selling the Happy Feet umbrella for RM 5.50 if you get the combo also.

This one!

So I thought, I should also offer something to my readers out there! I came up with this idea, those who read my blog will get this free.

Happy Feet Premier Tissue Paper! 30 cents!

Too tired to blog anymore, till then, take care!

Have a nice day!

Huh? What Cake?

Just now around 8 something at night, I was studying business stats on the bed.

Yeah, you can picture it now

Then suddenly, dad appeared infront of me.

Yeah, my dad!

Dad: Hey, today is mom's birthday, what cake to buy for her?
Me: Huh? Hmmmm.
Dad: Cheese cake or cheap-skate?
Me: Huh? What cheap-skate?

Mom suddenly came out of the room. (In the picture, the door behind my dad)

That's my mum!

Mum: Hahahahahahahhahah*non-stop laughing*hahahahahhah. Cheap-skate!!
Me: Oooooo chips cake is it!
Dad: *Malu-ly wearing his belt* Hehehe
Mum: Say properly la next time. What cheap-skate!

At this moment, what should you do? You can use what I taught you in the previous post. Next time if you see my dad, you can walk up to him and say
"Uncle, lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh", because he was hehehe-ing to himself.

Hahaha, back to study, bye!

Have a nice day!

Lesson 102.

Dai kar hou, ngo hai lei dei geh Lesson's ju chi yan, ngo hai Goh San.

Den den den den den den den den den den den den den den!

Gam yat ngo wui gao lei dei kong gwong tong wah. Gam yat ngo yiu gao dai kar geh gwong tong wah hai "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"

Yu guo, yao yat yat, lei hui cybercafe da gei geh si hao, tak yin ji gan, lei tai dou yao yat kor yan hai gwo dou da gei, dan hai, hui sei mang zhi gei hehehe or huhuhu. Hai li gor moment, lei jiao hor yi hang mai hui, yin hao dai seng zhi ju hui kong "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh".

Yan wai cybercafe tai chou lar, hui jiao wui reply lei "I beg your pardon"
Hai li gor si hao, lei jiu yiu zoi dai seng tit zhi ju hui zoi kong "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"

Zoi dai seng tit! "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"

Zhi zhu hui geh tao kong "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"
Zhi zhu hui geh sao kong "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"
Zhi zhu hui geh kiok kong "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh"

Gam jiao ngam la!

Yu guo, hui gam ngam teng kan Chan Yik Sun (Eason Chan) geh gor.

Hai li gor si hao, lei jiao hor yi zhi zhu hui cheong Eason's geh 十年
"lei dou shi nian zhi qian, wo bu ren shi ni, ni bu shu yi wor"

Hwak che cheong Eason's geh 十面埋伏
"lei dou sap min ma fuk guo gu dan gam gan chek loh"

Gam yat, ngo gao lei dei geh "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh" jiao gao yun le worr, ngo dei har gor sing kei zoi kin. Bai-bai!

Den den den den den den den den den den den den den den!

For the banana readers, this is basically teaching you all how to use "lei dou sap ha-sap ha geh". Sap ha-sap ha is best used when you see ppl laughing at his own, making the hehehe/huhuhu sounds, and some mentally retarded ones.

In colloquial english, this line can be said as "you also sot-sot one"

I'm lazy to translate every single line, sorry! I guess only few readers understand this post!

Have a nice day!

The Not So Good Memories.

This is how my form 5 life went.

Friends involved.

1.

Albert.

2.

Chun Hoong

3.

Cheh Wei

4.

Ming Shing

5.

Yong Wing

6.

Liang Chien

Everyday in the morning, we will go to school and rush our homeworks that we need to pass up.

Doing his report only during that period.

All the .1 readers, can you spot my ex? Hahahahahahah!

Chun Hoong getting his maths done because our Math teacher is very strict.

Busy sangat.

Told you.

After finishing all our homework, we will start disturbing our teacher instead of paying attention to the class.

Our class teacher and also our Add Maths teacher.

Sejarah tutor.

Notice her face? hahaha!

After all that, we will go lepak around the school and also have pendatang asing to join us along.

Lepaking around the "garden". FYI, WengFoo is not in our class.

Then, Zhi Loong came.

Ponteng.

After returning to class. We will find all sort of excuses to go to the toilet in a gang.

Pee also so many poses.

Sigh!

Then, we will start doing all the sohai things in class before the last bell rings.

With my friend's pencil box.

With his Miriam Yeung.

With his broom.

Leng mou my hair?

Posing.

Kimia good but still fail.

The Manager and the 36 million newly transfer player.

Sharp at 1.05pm, Ringggggggggggggggggg! Terima Kasih Cikgu. Balik rumah.

Sigh, although we are so naughty at that time, all our teachers still tolerate with us! I wanna apologize for the trouble we had caused. Maafkan kami, cikgu.

Have a nice day.