The Conversation.

We were in the car.

Me: I wonder will our kids become good friends like us.

Hoe: Diu, if I getting married in 5 years and you getting married in 10 years, kids also different age, susah!

Bubu: Can one. hoe's one is a son, my one daughter, then they get together then can one!

Me: Hoe, next time I'm gonna tell ur kids all ur bad things! I can bet you will sure tell your kids, "sleep early wake up early, good for health"

Hoe: Hahaha diu!

Me: Hahaha I wonder how would it looks like if bubu's son will be taller than him when he's only 7? Makai, hahahahah!

Hoe: Hahahaha! really sohai already then.

Bubu: Cannot be!

Me: Can! use my theory la! Find a short girl then kahwin, because short (negative) + short (negative) = tall (son)!

Hoe: Gou liao arh adrian!

Another short update, got to study now! Bye

Have a nice day

New Template!

I know it's too plain and simple, but I like it because I'm sick of black! Hahahaha! Finally I can change it, thanks to the fucking dumb blogpost! Everytime I wanna change something or post something, it will stuck at replubishing!

Alright I'm off to sleep! Just a short update!

Have a nice day!

Lara & Bert.

Albert, Ming Shing and I were at Times Square this afternoon because 南拳妈妈 (Nan Quan Ma Ma) was there for an autograph session! First of all, let me explain why Albert likes 南拳妈妈 so much!

It is all because of this girl. Lara is her name!

At the lift,

All ready to see Lara!

Me: Wtf orh, need or not so formal! See Lara only what
Bert: Dont let arh!
Me: Long sleeves somemore!

So when we were at the information kiosk!
Me: Kak, you tahu hari ini ada itu satu group datang malaysia untuk sign punya.
Kak: Ooooo, itu dari Taiwan ke?
Me: Ahh ahh, betul betul, mana itu autograph session arh?
Kak: Ooo you orang naik escalator, you boleh nampak!
Me: Thank you thank you!

After we knew where the autograph session is going to be, we search hi and low for a CD shop to buy their album. My goodness, Times Square is so big, yet they dont have a proper CD shop that sells original. After calling Chris, he told me you can try Video Ezy! Mahai video ezy, you don't open beside the toilet, hide so far inside, who can find?

At around 5.40pm, 南拳妈妈 appeared but there were only 3 guys. Wtf?

The one on the far right was the MC, not Lara!

Me: Eh Bert, diu lor, your Lara not here one!
Bert: Mahai, where is she orh!
Me: The MC just said she's not coming because of something something la
Bert: Chao Hai, yameh? I don't understand mandirin! What they said?
Me: She is not coming la!
Bert: Mahai!
Ming Shing: Diu, I also wanna see her one ma!

Still chatting! Faster sing la!

While they were busy chatting on the stage. We shouted at them,
Me: LARA ZAI NA LI! (Where are you, lara!)
Albert: LARA LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ming Shing: LARA HAI PIN DOU! (Where are you, lara!)
Me to Ming Shing: Diu, Taiwan lei geh, pin dou sek teng gwong tong wah? (They are from Taiwan la, don't understand cantonese la)
Ming Shing: Har? Hai meh?

The disappointment!

Despite Albert's peiness, I still forced him to go on stage to get their autographs! And this is what I get! Thanks Albert!

Don't have Lara's one! T__T

You guys guess how long was the autograph session? It ended at 6.30, so damn freaking short! Hahahahah, unlike Jay Chou's/Lee Hom's ones, stood for 2-3 hours, can die! Oo, we also saw something! This!

A twin old grannies!

A close up picture, kinda blur because they noticed!

We were damn freaking stunt when we saw this twin! Speechless!

To end this pei post, I would like to comfort Albert with this picture! Don't so sad la k?

Done by Chris!

Have a nice day!

Injuries!

Last night was a bad night!

The gang (David = Adrian, Ken, Chris, Eng Hoe, Albert, Cheh Wei, Ming Shing, Weng Foo, Foo's Brother = Hong, Joon Hong = Ken's friend) went to play futsal at megah!

So why am I called David, thats the name that Eng Hoe and Chris gave it to me after my haircut! They said I look like beckham!

First hour was just pure laughters, everyone was just laughing at each other on those mistakes they had done!

Second hour, My leg cramped! I guess I was to excited, then when I was running, suddenly "CRUCGGG, wahhhh why my right leg harden already."

Me: Birdddd, tolong help me pushhhhh.
Bert: Wahh wahhhh deng tit lei deng tit lei.
Foo: Help u massage awhile la.
Me: Bird, slowly let go and see
Bert: Okok
Me: *5 seconds later* Wahhh mahai mahai, cramp again, pushhhh whey!
Foo: Hailat!

Then I crippled to the wooden chair outside the court! Minutes later, Hong's toe was injured. Minutes later again, Chris's leg slightly cramped. Minutes later, Eng Hoe's handsome face kena ball biscuit. Ball biscuit means the ball kena the face.

After futsal, went Megah's food court, Ming Tien for dinner! After eating, laughing, teasing, off we went back home!

Alright, I'll update later, need to go Times Square now! Bye.

Have a nice day!

Lazy.

Sorry guys. I promise I will blog tomorrow, very lazy now. Till then, take care!

Have a nice day.

Lesson 101.

Today, I'm going to teach you all a cantonese word and how to apply it!

Siong Che is the word.
In Mandirin, it means 上车
In Malay, it means Naik-kereta
In English, it means go up the car la duh

Basically, Siong Che has a few meaning. Let's go straight to the example and you'll understand!

Example 1.
Lets say, you're on the same table with your friends, what they are eating are something nice and yours taste like shit. At this point, your friends or you yourself can use this word Siong Che

Chris: Hahahaah your food sucks, you siong che already!
Me: Hailat, all taste so nice except mine, siong che!

Example 2.
If you're playing dota and your friend is trying to save you from dying. In the end, you manage to escape but he died! You can start spamming Siong Che.

*For example, Chris died, and Me, EngHoe, WengFoo and Ken are alive*
Adrian: Chris, you siong che already
EngHoe: HAHAHAHAHA, siong che
WengFoo: XDXDXD siong che
Ken: SIONG CHE!

Example 3.
Lets say you're on the road driving, suddenly you see this really hot chick walking alone and you're thinking of giving her a ride. At this point, you can,

*Wind down the window*
You: Hey, siong che, outside very dangerous!
Her: So nice of you!
You: *Thought to yourself* yes yes yes yes yes yes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Example 4
Or lets say you're driving on the road, suddenly you bang someone's car or any accident! At this point, you wanna call your parents and let them know, you can,

*On the phone*
Mum: Hello!
Me: Mum, I siong che already, I bang on someone's ass!
Mum: Good game, tell that to your dad, not me!

Alright, I know it's lame but I cant think of any other examples already!

CLASS STAND! THANK YOU MR.ADRIAN
KELAS BANGUN! TERIMA KASIH CIKGU ADRIAN

Have a nice day!

Wedding Dinner!

So, just now around 8pm, went to attend my cousin, Edwin's wedding dinner! So, nothing special, no pictures to upload because I don't have a camera phone, didn't bring digital camera, so sorry la! The dinner was at Renaissance Hotel.

So, talking about wedding! I was thinking how my wedding is gonna be!

First thing, I was imagining with the present of people like Ken, Albert, Chun Hoong, Cheh Wei and etc, the Yam Seng session will sure 100% screw up!

Imagine this.
Normal people: Yammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yam yam yam yam! Senggg!

People like them: Niaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nia nia nia! Sengggggggg!

Second thing, I really hope my wife's and my parents don't invite all those really noisy uncles and aunties or their slightly lousier friends! Hahahah

Imagine this.
You as a guest enjoying your sumptuous dinner, mmm yum yum!
*Then suddenly from a table far far behind, an uncle shouted yammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm senggg by himself*
I witnessed it just now

Then you can hear people whispering, mabuk already, drunk already, zui liao!

Drop standard saje!

REMINDER
: For all these people, even you have recieved the invitation card from my or her parents, try your best not to come k? Ang Pao/Lai si reach can already!
: For those aunties who really want to attend, please dress nicely la, you don't have to reveal to look nice, don't dress until like tomorrow is the judgement day and no time to show off already!

Third thing, why must decorate those wedding halls with roses or any other nice decorations. Everytime, after the dinner or when the dinner is gonna end anytime soon, I can see aunties especially aunties start plucking all the flowers! Aiyohhh, but what else can you decorate the hall with right? Sigh, susah!

To end this, I pray and I hope my wedding dinner will start and end peacefully!

Have a nice day!

Comparison.

Last week, Weng Foo and I went to renew our passport, our photos really screwed up! We are already borned not too handsome and now this trip made it worse! Sigh.

Year 2000

When I saw this picture, I really curse for like few minutes non-stop! What the hell!

Year 2006

*While taking the photo*
Malay: Mesti tengok eyebrow
Me: Harr, hailat. *quickly use my hand to adjust my hair*
Malay: Tak boleh tengok
Me: Sohai liao, cermin mana?
Malay: *after few seconds* Tak perlu lagi, boleh tengok, best!
Me: Okok!

*While collecting the photo*
Me to WengFoo: What the fuck, depan macam sohai, kiri kanan unbalance!

Next, Weng Foo!

Speechless, laughter the best medicine!

WengFoo: Hen hao xiao meh? (Very funny?)
Me: Hahahah, xian zai bu hao xiao, yi qian hao xiao! (Now not funny, last time funnier)
WengFoo: -_-
Me: Hahahaha!

Ok, what are the changes WengFoo made in 5 years time.

You comment.

Have a nice day!

May's Birthday!

So last night, the whole gang went to Sri Hartamas's Fondiu House to celebrate Suat May's birdday!

With the guys

With the girls

The Food.

Cheeseseseseseeeeeeeee!

Let's not talk about the food. Camwhore session now, cam until I damn farking pei.

3 2 1 start.

Three friends and one extra guy.

The Pei Foo

Me and YeeYen

She was damn freaking hot last night. We wanted to take with her hot short skirt instead of her face. Quite hurt.

Thin and F i/a t.

The lame birthday girl!

Dinner served!

1, 2, 3! say fondiuuuuU!

That night, those wearing beige one damn yeng!

Looks like wedding photoshoot right?

Foo and Sexy!

Group Picture

Ops, wrong camera!

The "couple"

Wooo!

ChiWei with May

Me with May

Both sleeping!

Chris with May

Enough already or not, you 2!

May with the present

The shirt with the model.

Cake time!

Birthday girl!

Birthday boy!

Now, its time for the "Guess Who" contest.

Guess who is the birthday boy! Oh, before I forget today I have a special guest appearance for the Guess Who contest.

The hot and sexy YeeYen!
Don't know who was the lousy photographer!

Last picture before we left the Fondiu.

Fondiu House

I'm very lazy to blog about where we went after Fondiu. Till then, bye!

Have a nice day!

Don't Ask Me Why.

Have you ever regretted what your parents have named you?

Take for example this name,

Soh Lian Hai

I don't know why, it just sounds wrong to me. I wonder if his parents were arguing/swearing when they are giving his son a name. See again,

Take away the middle name and pronounce it in cantonese. Ouch! just imagine his friends calling him Soh Hai or Ah Hai.

Another example,

Try to read the third one. How am I suppose to pronounce it? But, now only Me, Ken, Chi Wei, Christopher and Weng Foo know how to pronounce it! Hahaha!

I don't regret what parents named me but I'm just feeling a little bit of depression! Why?

My name,

Adrian Goh Wee Yen, 吴维源 (Wu Wei Yuan)

My own interpretation is,

Wei means maintain
Yuan means round

Means when you put it together, it will sound like maintain-round, that's why im so fat! Sigh.

But when you add in my surname, Wu means tak de, no, don't have, mei you.
All in all means no-maintain-round, but why the hell am I in this size today T_T.

Have a nice day!