Automatic or Manual?

I don't know whether this issue is old or not but when I thought back of it, I felt like WTF. When I was driving back home from Cheras just now, with my hand laid on the gear box, I reminisced back one scene.

*A girl friend hopped into my car, and there were a few friends in my car too"

Girl: Hey, why auto one? Pussy lar.
Me: Wtf, what's wrong with driving auto? -_-
Girl: Manual yeng mah, auto damn pussy!
Me: Meh hai orh, the door is free for you to open and leave.

Cut the conversation, but for some girls out there, what's wrong with guys driving auto? It's not like I dont want to drive a manual and my dad is not a millionaire where I can ask for a manual car, do I have a choice? If you girls think guys driving manual are yeng, I think you better go and find some rally racers or F1 racers, they change gear until damn lan yeng one, somemore some cars no reverse gear! They can make you girls go crazy with their 360 degree turn!

Lazy to blog already, have a nice day!

Speechless.

I always thought the cheerleaders are pretty, just because someone is a cheerleader. Not until last night when I went McD's drive thru. When the food was ready to be collected, I saw this really gigantic cheerleader walked pass my car with another two pretty cheerleaders. The situation was like both my hand were out to collect the food but my head was facing infront and shouting WTF, even the fella who was passing me the food saw the girl and shook his head, hahahah!

What is the symptom of blogging too much?
Few nights ago while I was playing DOTA with Hoe and Christopher, and this two fucker's hero's movement speed were slower than mine and I was chasing the opponent's hero.
"EngHoe, dont blog my way"
Chris: Blog? You blog too much already is it?
Enghoe: HAHAHAHAH XD.

Ciao la, really no appetite to blog after last night's disaster! Have a nice day.

Buka Puasa!

What's wrong with Malaysians? When I flipped open the newspaper, I saw so many funny headlines like,

"Student saves lizard but loses his life"

or

"Man forces girl to masturbate him"

How would you feel when your net friends let say from America, Germany, Spain, Italy or Brazil asked you where is Malaysia? And all they explanation they needed was "you know where's Singapore? Just above it" How could you not know where's Malaysia?

We are so famous with our roti canai, nasi lemak, crime cases and deadly accidents! If Pak Lah is reading this, hello Pak Lah :P. Chill k?

Alright, going to rest now! Have a nice day

Weird Facts

Do you know?

1. The Titanic had only 20 life boats.

2. Earth's atmosphere is, proportionally, thinner than the skin of an apple.

3. If all cars from the U.S were taken and lined up from bumper to bumber, there would be enough cars to go to the moon from earth and back.

4. Christmas trees are edible.

5. Every year, Burger King restaurants prepare over 950,000 pounds of bacon for their breakfast customers.

6. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes

A better update after my nap, have a nice day!

Two Cantonese Music Videos.

鄭中基 - 爛訓, Ronald Cheng - Lan Fan

Nice song!

鄭中基 - 我代你哭, Ronald Cheng - Ngo Doi Lei Ho

Another nice song!

Star On Stage Part 1.

Angel participated in the Star On Stage contest, last night was the final. I still remember 2 weeks back, Angel asked me to go and support her, but I doubted that I will go. Not until last tuesday, Chi Wei showed us the ticket and told us we have to go, so I have no choice but to get my ass up from my nap and drove all the way there around 6 in the evening.

The night was horrible. Contestants were cracking up their voice to sing at their best. To me, it was just like Malaysian Idol Kuala Lumper audition, where you can find some bloppers there. Luckily Angel saved the night, few contestant were quite good too. Basically, Ken, ChiWei, Christopher, WengFoo and I just laughed all the way until the end. If you're moody/sad/etc and if you need some laugh, just come and join us. Oh yah, Congratulation Angel, you're finally the champion!

Ok, less nonsense, pictures!

The lousy crowd

The winner and her friends.

Can you see that guy in jacket? He was the worst MC ever. Don't believe? You can ask Ken, Chris or ChiWei. Come to me, I can imitate how he talks!

Another "winner" standing beside the winner!

Journalist of the night, from CCB, hou chi hai gam yong

Posing.

We camwhore too!

Like Jay's latest album's poster. It was Chris's idea!

The legendary God of song at his best!

The following pictures, please see at your own risk. If you can take it, compare and guess who was the winner. Thanks.






Three words for five of us. WHAT THE FUCK. I'll update more when Suat May sends me the rest of the pictures, till then, bye!

Have a nice day.

A Cow Story!

Last night, when Hoe was driving us to Subang, he almost bang a cow. At first he thought it was just a cyclist hogging the lane and he/she will eventually swerve to the side, but when Hoe had a clear vision that it was Cow, he started braking, luckily he wasnt driving that fast. When he finally stopped the car, the cow was just a meter away from us. Holy cow!

Yes, exactly a cow like this!

Last night again, my friend and I talked about how we as a malaysian/asian dont really like Guai Muis or in another word, blondes, especially the dumb ones. Some of them think that it is very proud to get a guai muis as their girlfriend. I tell you, most of the guai muis are fat, you can't really find a beautiful guai muis, not unless you watch porn, you can find plenty. Most of their asses are really big, ass parade or what? If they don't upkeep nicely, they can be really out of shape. If you're one of the beautiful ones who reads my blog, I welcome you, if you're the ugly ones and you feel hurt, you can press Alt F4 and say no to Adrian Goh.

Just now after my class, walking back to the car park. I saw this couple who were quarrelling.
Ugly 1: I don't care, you better apologize to me, say you're sorry!

Ugly 2: Okay, okay! I'm sorry.

Ugly 1: Sorry no cure

Ugly 2: What the fuck?

I wanted to say what the fuck too, but it was none of my business lar.

Few days back, a friend of mine shared with me a statement. She said
"Girls like guys that are hard to get"

Any comments? I'm really lazy to write out my comments now, maybe some other days. Take a nap first.

My Room!

Have a nice day.

Info Traffic.

Hey, Im Priestseelar Pettrique from the Titz Fm's Info Traffic. A DHL phone ranger, Ken, just called to inform us that for those of you who are heading to Subang Jaya or Federal Highway by usng the LDP highway, please make a 180 degree turning and go somewhere else yam cha because of this phrase "bumper to bumper crawl".

Meanwhile, another phone ranger, Bubu Teoh told us that on his way back to his house, before Aman Suria, he saw a man aged around 49-54, running around naked with her hand holding a banner "one night for RM 88.88". So, women out there, for more info, you can dial 0123923721 and look for Bubu Teoh, he will willingly tell you the man's contact.

That's all for today. If you'd like to be DHL Phone Ranger, please call us at our hotline 1888-18-1888, brought to you by Titz.Fm, Malaysia No.2 Hit Station.

Ok, back to normal. I swear to God, I have a lame tutor, his name is Walter Tan. I don't know to how to describe him, maybe you can hold an egg then you can see him. Sigh.

Dim Sum. Sei ChunHoong ate so much, 4 person ate RM 84.50, mahal dou!

Ok, Im dead tired. Have a nice day!

How It Feels To Be Young?

I remember during my primary school period of time, I have no worries at all on education, sports, parents and more. Most importantly at that time, what I only how to swear or saying all the bad words were probably "死老子 si lao zi" or " 他妈的 ta ma de". At that time, if I say anything worse than that, I'll be in deep shit, I guess, hahah! I was just so innocent at that time.

Now, if you ask me to swear, and say out all the bad words. I can. You want example? Don't think! Ok, I know I'm bad, shall cut down, hopefully! Ken, EngHoe, WengFoo, ChunHoong, Albert and others, please stop swearing infront of me, if not, I will swear to you! Ok enough.

The main reason why I'm blogging now is about my neighbour's son. A standard 3/4 kid, I think! So few days back, I was outside my house, washing my cars! Suddenly, from my neighbour's direction, the mum and the kid started quarrelling, well normally it is very normal for them to quarrel, but this time they were really serious! A minute later, BITCH was what I heard from the kid's mouth, and the mother's reaction was like nothing. Can you believe it, a nine/ten years old kid scolded her mum bitch? Other countries, I can believe but in Malaysia? NO! Sigh, kids nowadays!

Right now, I can only think of one song, Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas

Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images, it's the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema

Part of the song.

Are dogs' mouths really cleaner than humans'?

According to ABC news, this is basically an urban legend. However, unlike the one about the psycho killer with the hook, this story has a grain of truth. Although the mouth of a typical dog is full of bacteria, it's "species specific." So, if a dog were to lick a person, most of the germs wouldn't transfer. "Bottom line -- you're more likely to get a serious illness from kissing a person than kissing a dog." The myth may have stemmed from the way pups lick their wounds. A dog's tongue gets rid of dead tissue so wounds heal faster. Perhaps folks concluded that dog saliva is "healthy." Hardly the case, but you shouldn't be afraid of licks. They might be gross, but they're not dangerous.

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So, all the dog's owner out there, go and let your dog flood your whole face with his/her saliva!

Have a nice day!

Adrian Goh

You Know You.

You know you look good when you're in the mood to pose!

Opps, ignore my cleavage, hahah!

Ignore his tits!

You know you look good from far!

Son of the beach just finished snorkeling

It was actually very far, they zoomed it!

You know you look good when you're in a relationship!

It wasn't my idea.

This is my idea, but the picture is blur, sigh!

You know you look good when you are with your friends!

Wtf! Man, what was she thinking?

I know I dont!

Finally, You know you don't look good when you're doing something silly!

Sigh!

Sigh!

You know you don't look good when you're caught on candid!

Look at my "bob", wtf whey!

Aqua dancing.

You know you don't look good when you're trying very hard to pose!

Fuck you two, hahaha!

XD. Trying hard to imitate me, NEVER!

You know you don't look good when *just see*!

Mahai!

Sohai!

Ok, enough! I will end this post with 3 pictures, different bitches I went.

Sabah

Damai Laut

Redang

Disclaimer: If I say anything wrong to any of you, I'm sorry it's none of my business!

Have a nice day!

Thanks To The Lady.

Sup bitches, went to watch DOA aka Dead Or Alive. Overall 7/10 for me, don't want to spoil the the movie first, just go and watch some hot chicks in action. But, that's not that fun part of the night. After the movie, Hoe, Albert and I went to Aman Suria's Kayu to yam cha!

So when Albert parked his car at the parking area, Hoe suddenly wahh-ed from behind because there was a Nissan 350z Fairlady in white parked infront of Albert's car! Trust me, That car in white is really really really nice! Go grab it if you can afford, worth worth and worth! Just in case you don't know what car is that, here is the picture!

Nice!

Fast forward, after the yam cha session, we went back to the car, still busy talking about the Fairlady and Albert suddenly interupted, "cheh, very nice meh the car". He claimed that his car has another name besides Perodua Myvi and he can easily win Fairlady.

His lousy Myvi.

So, guess what he claimed his car as?

Yes, Perodua Dutchlady

This Dutchlady, you're not wrong!

Yes Albert, you really need to spread your miracle to win that car! Get ready for life! I'm drinking that now, got milk?

Don't be naughty.

Got Milk?

Superman's Milk

Go drink some, it's good for you. Off to sleep, have a nice day!

Unfair?

I used to be quite fit, well at least I know Im not as fat as now, I used to take up alot of sports few years back, badminton, pingpong, basketball, soccer, swimming and more, not until when I first dislocated my right shoulder. Honestly, I didnt know that was what we called "dislocate" until I experienced it, "Oooh this is how dislocation feels like". The feeling was just really pain at first then numb and people can see my face turning pale. Then, I got it located back by a Sifu.

People say, once bitten twice shy. Too bad I dont learn from that incident, after few weeks of rest, I thought my shoulder was all good, then I started playing back basketball, then it dislocated again, I played again, it dislocated again, more or less this routine happened about 5 to 6 times, until even my dad knows how to relocate it back for me. It sounds something like when you throw a stone into the water, "douuuuuup" when you relocate it back. This is what you call don't know how many times bitten no shy.

One fine day, hang on hang on, you see, normally I dislocate, my shoulder will just dropped out, but this fine day, around 7 in the evening, when I woke up, trying to lift my body up with my right arm, suddenly, ouchhhh, this pain doubled up! I tried to locate it back myself, my dad tried, even the Sifu with 5 person grabbing me can't locate my shoulder back, so we have no choice, but to drive to SJMC, the doctor told us that it was a serious case of dislocation, not a normal one!

By then, I started to think that why are all these happening on me? Why not someone else? Why me? I really love sports but I know with this disaster, I have to cut down alot of sports, really unfair! Fast forward, so the doctor asked me to undergo an operation so that they can drill in 2 screws to prevent my shoulder from dislocating. You see sometimes its not about unfair or not. After the operation around 4.30 in the afternoon but I continued sleeping until the clock hit 9 something, I was lying on the bed in the ward, holding my cell, thinking that why there is no one that care for me, at least a call right? At the moment, I least expected, my cell suddenly rang, someone called. It was that person I wanted to most. I know operation this word sounds horrible to all of you, but to me, because this operation, I know that someone really care! I teared when I hang up.

Few bastards came to visit me too with a comb of banana and they were enjoying the bananas with my dad, happily laughing without knowing that I was starving at that time, and really striving to reach that banana but I was too lethargic to do so and I cant even talk nicely, aren't the banana for me? You know how weak is a person after operation right?

Yes, some called me Terminator, some called me Robocop after the operation, sigh! I really missed those day, when I really enjoy playing basketball, now I can only shoot some balls and play some non-violent matches. I really envy all of you that can play all those sports that you all wanted, sigh!

Unfair? It doesn't matter afterall, life goes on! Cheers. Sometimes life is just unfair, but we all have to deal with it. Suicide or avoidance can't help. For those girls that think they are not pretty enough or ugly, don't worry, you know you're pretty when you believe! For those who suffers in the third world countries, don't worry, help is on the way. For those who suffering from deadly disease, cancer, stay strong and be tough! For the unlucky ones, I'm sorry! Remember, there is always someone worse to foot your pain!

My scar, 5 inches long.

Things aren't always so unfair/unlucky, I'm a lefty afterall =)

Have a nice day!

Celebri-tits!

Don't ask me why, I just feel like blogging about this. What's wrong with celebrities nowadays, really wanna get on the papers so desperately? Or they want everyone else to discuss about them? Or are they lacking of fame?

Last time, it was all about Paris Hilton recording her own sex tape and put it on the net, all spreaded to others! But, after I've watched the sex tape and House Of Wax, Paris is not that flat afterall la, boleh tahan. Oo yah, i still remember a part of the conversations from the video.
Fucker: Come out, animal *she was in the toilet*

Fucked: *angry* You do not call me animal! Call me nicely *peeping out*

Fucker: Come on, show you what you got, bitch!

Fucked: I'm not coming out, dont be so rude, say I love you.

Fucker: Okok, fine, I love you.

Fucked: Awwww.

Now, Lindsay is slowly taking over her place, although Paris is still an issue but..

Lindsay o lindsay!

If my mother has a daughter like this, *just imagine*.

Hmmm, hey Lindsay, why don't you too go and record a sex tape with your fucker, I'm very fucking conlanfirm sure your boobs are bigger than Paris! I will support you! Peace.

Sigh, I dont wanna blog about it anymore, let us just enjoy a picture of Jessica Alba before I continue, hahahahh!

Hot Dog & Hot

Okok, I'm sure you guys know how to differenciate what is yeng and what is not yeng right? Afterall these years of socializing with the outside world and the power of internet, I'm sure you all do right?

David Beckham even with the bag is what you call YENG.

But take a look at this, the one with the bag

Lanjiao yeng larrrr!

Yeng? The sea very yeng lar!

Ok la, i shall rest my case with the yeng-est picture!

Too bad we have a lousy photographer, YeeYen. Yes I know I'm the fattest one!

Have a nice day, tits ~!