Malaysia's next top model!

I wanna start selling clothes through my blog too!

#1 item: red colour baby T.

Model: aG

Fucking tight laaaa!

Yeng lehh. So difficult to breath after wearing it. It's like double effect, once I inhale, my chest grew bigger, when I exhale, my tummy was so obvious!

Super tight laaa!

Size: It was suppose to be a baby-t but now it is probably a M size after I wore and stretched it.
Price: Rm 999

Okay, actually the real story behind is, I went to my mum's office after my class, hoping to grab a few shirts back home to wear. Foo, foo's brother, my brother, my mum and foo's dad were there too. My mum asked me to try the baby-t just so that everyone can laugh and indeed everyone laughed like hell.

So, I was just joking on selling it. Anyway, who will buy right? Lol.

Have a nice day.

Realization.

I believe that you all have read xiaxue's blog on the top seven something something lah. Then this afternoon, when I was hanging around in my room, I came to realize that how come I spend most of the time in my room and not any part else of my house compared to last time where I spent mostly in the living room or the dining area.

So, here is my top *I dont know how many* reasons why I stay in my room so often.

1. This stupid set of furniture that my parents got it some years back.

Antiques

Seriously, I don't know why my parents will spend like over 10k to get this furniture. It's so uncomfortable sitting on it. For all I know, I can't sit there for more than half an hour. Previously, it was some cushion and I can still have my nap there in the afternoon but not anymore! I would rather sleep on my bed with the aircond on now! Antiques are so not gonna appear in my house in the future.

Worse comes to worst, I'll suggest my mum to buy mamak chairs instead of this!

A conversation years back,

Me: Mum, why you spend so much to buy this stupid set of antiques.
Mum: Good ma, at least when we have guests during chinese new year, after sitting on it for a period of time, backside pain and they will leave lah, so no need layan so long.
Me: What kind of reason is this!
Mum: Hehe.

And eventually, my dad got a little bit dulan with the antiques also, then he went and bought this ikea chair, complaining that the antiques had cause them alot of backache. Notice why the chair is wearing a shirt? That's because even my dogs enjoy taking their nap there instead of the antiques!

Now you know why huh?

2. Just see.

Golf. -_-

How can you tahan when you have a father who hogs the tv for hours and all he watches is golf. Especially when Astro came out with this new channel, 24 hours all on gold, omg! The bliss on his face was bliss-er than when he married my mum back then. Really asstro man, even my mum cant tahan him.

For example,

8pm, walked down to the living room,
Me: Change channel lahh.
Dad: Shut up. XD

8.30pm, walked down to the living room,
Me: Change channel lahh.
Dad: Shut up. XD

9pm,
Mum: Change channel lah.
Dad: Awhile more lerr.
Me: Dare not say shut up lehhhhh. XD

Now you know why huh?

3. My mother's way to communicate with her sons is NAGGING, lol! Of course I choose to stay in my room right? Okay, I'm just joking.

Acturrrleee (If you got listen to Hitz.fm then you will get what I mean), I still have alot of reason but the top 3 basically wraps up everything and another reason is I can't wait to show you this.

This happened somewhere July, 2006. When I wrote this on ms word just so that I won't keep repeating myself to my friends.

From the author of Da Vincci Code, I now present you Steven Gohberg with his new production “Where Fate Found at Murni”

Cast :
Andrea – some girl
Adrian Goh – me
Weng Foo – bubu
Pinky
Anonymous

Heres the story,

Bubu was with 3 of them, when I was on my way back from cheras to tidur, so he called me up and asked me to save him from these girls. After lying to him that im not going, well, a good cousin will always turn up like how superman save louis lane, but this is a guy guy version, very gay I understand. So when I reached there, they were happily laughing. So this pinky seemed to be very interested with bubu’s petite size, so when I sat down, I started teasing both of them like nobody’s business. After awhile, I came to know that this Andrea wanted to fetch the Anonymous back and Pinky refused to return home so early, because she wanted to stay and know more about bubu. So Pinky kept playing with bubu’s cap because she wanted him to show her exactly how he looks like without wearing the cap, so in between, there was a lot of physical sparks. Then, Pinky kept asking me to follow Andrea and come back to murni later but I refused too because I was really tired. After the two left, we kept questioning Pinky why she doesn’t wanna follow her, can save petrol right? So at one point, she got really fed up with our consistent questionings and my teasing, so she stood up and “Hmphh, and said fine quite loudly” then she left murni to Andrea’s car. Then bubu and I said “YESSSS LA FINALLY THEY’RE GONE FOR GOOD” because we were very irritated by her.

After awhile, when bubu was in my car, Pinky sms him saying –
Whey, next time if go out with you and with Adrian, then no need la, cause I wanna talk to you only, and wanna know more about you”

Few minutes later, a sms again, saying –
Btw, when you reach home you msg me k?

Where to find this kind of almost close to extinction mia perempuan.

Brough to you by Adrian's Entertainment Group!

You can choose to ignore this story if you don't understand a single shit because it really need some time to explain everything.

Have a nice day.

Dog lovers.

Dog lovers, this is so interesting, I learn alot from here. Click to read.

From behind his eyes, your dog is looking out at a world you would hardly recognise. All dogs, especially trained guide dogs, integrate what they see of their surroundings with a detailed scent map of which we are largely unaware. They are also sensitive to sounds that we cannot detect. The owners of guide dogs are not simply provided with a pair of seeing eyes – as part of the deal they also get a truly remarkable nose and two ultra sensitive ears. No wonder they step forward with such confidence in their canine minders!

Have a nice day.

Perfect sense

This post is a pictureless post, I must not rely too much on pictures to blog, when you have pictures while blogging, u tend to write less and let the pictures do the talking. In short, I didn't take any pictures.

To start off with, it's Engwhore's birthday today! We celebrated Enghoe's birthday at TGIF on the eve. I'm sure you all know that TGIF has this tradition that if someone dine in there during his/her birthday, you are entitle to stand on the chair, hand you the ketchup sauce bottle as a mic to give a speech and the TGIF crew will start stomping the ground and sing out loud to you right?

So there we went in TGIF and get ourselves settled. While enjoying our meals,

Adr: Hoe, do you wanna stand on the chair?
Hoe: Noooo, if i'm standing on the chair, i'm not paying the bills
Adr: Hmmm, quite worth it if I pay and see you get embarrassed all over, hehe!
Hoe: Noooooooo.

As we moved on till the end of the dinner, coincidentally there was this guy sitting the next table happened to celebrate his birthday there with his friends, so 4-5 of the TGIF crew came out and celebrated with him. I kept winking to Enghoe when we were watching the next table celebrating and what Enghoe did was kept shaking his head. Hahaha.

When it finished, the waiter came to our table and said,

Z: I understand there is someone's birthday here and your name is?

Immediately, Enghoe stared at me and it was my turn to keep shaking head faster than how he did it, denying myself. NOTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEE! I DIDN'T!

Hoe: I'm Neilson.
Z: Okay Neilson, can you stand on the chair?
Hoe: Errmmmm *reluctantly* yes.
Z: Okay, can you hold this bottle and give us a speech?
Hoe: *holding the bottle* I'm speechless.
All: Hahahaha

Then, they started singing and I tagged along, tak tau malu, lol! Gosh, Kath finally did admitted it was her idea and I no longer get that cock stare from Hoe. Guess how many of them came out? It was hell alot more than the previous table, like the whole TGIF crew was there, 2 managers were there too but they were just watching. What the heck, so kwa cheong?

We observed Enghoe's face expression when he was another 4 feet higher than us, his face was totally =.=. Priceless.

Basically more or less thats about it.

Saturday was spent playing God of War II at Chris's place. That game is seriously damn freaking awesome, nuff said, visit Chris's blog for more info on GOW. While it was Ken's turn to play,

Adr: Come on la Chi Wei, Chris just repainted his room. Stop rubbing your legs against the wall.
Cw: Shut up, at least my legs are cleaner than your face.
Adr: Ooo like this! At least my legs are smoother than your face.
All: Hhahahahahahahahahah!
Ken: You make perfect sense.
All: Hahahahahahahaah!
Cw: Shut up!

Now we are proud to say, WE FINISHED PLAYING GOD OF WAR II!

To know more about his face, you can click here to my previous post or you can click here straight to his face. Another priceless face.

Happy birthday again kawan lama.

and I know you read my blog. Susan asked me to help her to wish you again.

So,

Susan: Happy Birthday Lim Eng Hoe.

Hahahaha

Have a nice day!

5 years old.

Damn it, blogspot is soo slowwww.

Yeah, so before I leave my house for the GOW gathering.

Today is Russell's birthday. For the new readers out there, let me intro him to you again.

Hello readers.

Alright, I gotta run now.

Have a nice day.

Semester four.

So, sem four started yesterday. Luckily this week is only for lectures, still can't regulate back my sleeping time! All screwed up, lol!

So sorry, havent been updating, been really moody like this guy here. *click*. Hahaha nolar just joking!

And no way, I got tagged again. Angel, please this is the last time, malas ma!

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- if she allows?

2. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
- Errrr, yes?

3. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
- Still a virgin, ops a relationship-virgin.

4. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- I don't know.

5. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- someone? friends?

6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
- No

7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- Yes

8. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- Virgin doesnt break ppl's heart. Haha.

9. Talk to any of your exes?
- No exes.

10. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
- Nopee.

11. Think any of your exes feel the same?
- No exes, wanna repeat how many times!

12. Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend.
- Haven't got a chance to prove it

13. Have you been in an abusive relationship?
- Still virgin! wanna repeat how many timesss!

14. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
- 50/50

15. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Certainly

16. Do you want to get married?
- Yeap

17. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
- ...

18. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
- Always? I tend to feel for someone else's girlfriend if I get to know her, but obviously I will keep it to myself la cause I did a mistake, don't wanna get it repeated again. Ken, you jaga-jaga. hahahah!

19. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sound?
- I guess so.

永远不会有任何人能代替你

Have a nice day.

Stress-not ok!

Okayy, my blog seriously needs some attention, been really lazy.

What are the three words you don't wanna hear while making love?

Went to this dinner at the Restaurant Imperial China located around Subang Jaya. It was the restaurant's 2nd year anniversary and my aunty do supply stuff for this restaurant and so was invited, however their family couldn't make it, that's why we are asked to go along.

The settings.

The noisiest and slowest dinner I've ever had. Mahai those kelefe singers just can't stop singing. I was there from 8 to 11.30pm, and they sang that long. Some tak-tahu-malu-mia-uncles stood up and sang along. If my father like that, i would tell the others "this is not my dad".

Check out the menu,

Knn, 10 dishes, one table RM 1988.

But the shark's fin soup was indeed very special, maybe they wanna let u see the originality, that's why you have this.

Give u one whole shark's fin one, not like some restaurant, sikit nia.

I managed to take a photo with the head chef, wooooo!

Purposely wear that kuning biru thing around his neck to take picture with me! I besar lehhh!

Honey, I'm home

Have a nice day.

Out!

My academic results are out.

Although it was not that good but I've still made it. =) Wheeeeeeeeeeee

Now I can enjoy the last week of my holiday!

Have a nice day!

It's been awhile

since I last had such nice dinner at home with my cousin's family.

Today is the day. Mum and my aunty were busy preparing after they got back from work, and not long after my cousin arrived.

Yummy ~

However, there is a bad sign for having such sumptuous dinner at home, it means that there will be like pure vegetables dishes for the next few days, when I'm a carnivorous and which I hopefully hope that I won't settle my dinner outside.

I won't blame my mum for not preparing such dinner because at times she gets really busy with her office work and by the time she got back home, it would be very late and tired enough for her to prepare, and worst of all, you have son like me that don't give a helping hand at all, hehe.

Well, I do grump once in a while when the dinner is lousy.

Me: Meee, how nice if everyday you cook like that, then I don't have to spend money outside already.
Mum: Can but you must help and learn how to cook.
Me: Errrrrr.

Speaking of cooking, I think I should start learning one day considering the fact that I can't impress girls with my physical appearance, perhaps I could impress them when they come over my house for a dinner, obviously blindfolded.

Then my cousin got my brother some cupcakes for his birthday. The theme was Doctor, Check it out.

Nice lehhh.

My nephews,

William the leader and Christopher the follower.

They came into my room and chilled but one of them farted soon after. When I asked,

Me: Horr, who farted? So smelly.

Both of them start blaming each other.

W: is you
C: is you
W: is you
C: is you
W: is you
C: is you
W: is you
C: is you
W: is you
C: is you

Until the smell faded away, then they stopped. Try guessing what Christopher said to me after 10 mins.

C: Okaylarr, I farted.

LOL!

Have a nice day!

Shout out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BROTHER,

Mr. Jody Goh Wee Han.

Just right after he got back from Liverpool, long leh his hair, of course now cut d lah! hahah

Have a nice day!

Transformers rawwkkkkkks!

Seriously, Transformers is one good shit! Must watch!

It all happened on saturday.

Yes and I finally have something to blog about =D.

Had dimsum for lunch with Chris, Foo and my brother at Cheras, the food was okay but too far lar for pee jay guys like us.

Ate till halfway baru remember need to take picture to blog, no picture of faces, sorry!

Then at night, it was my grandma's 95th hari jadi, mother's mother to be more specific.

Foo, getting a lil frustrated cause I took too long to take this picture, hand oily ma!

The crowd.

Father talking to my cousin and that is my nephew.

Chit chatting.

People.

Foo with grandma.

Heheh. Why got white dot there one!

This time with foo's brother, hong!

Niece and nephew.

Bro and mun with grandma.

My family.

Come come take picture!

Bubu.


Leaving..

Hahah that means i'm leaving too. I just realized lama aku tak tulis emo post, time to write one soon, soon! Hahah.

Okay dota dulu.

Have a nice day!