God is fair.

Warning, mean post ahead.

The world is seriously changing, not any better!

Pretty girls no longer hunt for handsome guys, all that matter is the heart of a guy!

Wait a minute, a friend then added, "Girls now go for bad boys"

So, should I put it this way, pretty girls no longer hunt for handsome guys, all that matter is the bad boys' heart?

At this point, if you're a pretty female reader and you can't agree with the statement, feel that it is too much, please press alt-f4 and say no to adriangoh.

Can I start my story?

Last night, I was out dinner with my friends, steamboat for dinner anyway. This pretty girl came in to the restaurant, we couldn't take our eyes off her. Love at first sight, I guess. She was holding the guy's hand, so we toggle our sight to her boyfriend.

OMGOODNESS, JESUS CHRIST, YA ALLAH YA TUHAN AND GUAN YIN MA! He couldn't be any handsomer than any of us and consider us are already such a horrid. It was a curse at first sight, everyone from our table went,

SHITTTTTTTTT! MAHAIIII

His face was really ... (Continue reading and you will know what these dots mean)

Whole table was super down! hahaah!

I know we should mind our own business but we just couldn't stop cursing. Sigh, why o why!

Then I told my friends, if he can get such pretty girl, then I'm gonna at least have a miss universe as my girlfriend. This angel interrupted me, if I can have a miss universe as my girlfriend, she will chop her head and let me sit. Angel, you're a girl, you know, what chop chop chop, so rude! Hahahah!

The only way for me now to get a pretty girlfriend is to get my face deformed. For example, like Chi Wei's face. Let me show u,

This is how he looks like, if you want me to draw.

I remember last year, when I was drawing his face, someone laughed and said,

It's easy to draw his face, draw a circle then you start dotting (Ken 2006). Text referencing is very important, you see.

Just in case you all really wanna see his face, please click *here* then you will know what Ken said is right! Hahahahah.

I told myself, I must now find a super bad looking girl, just to prove that I'm super handsome or a super good looking girl, to prove how ugly I am and also my own bliss.

Not A Disclaimer: Just in case if I have violated someone by writing this, please feel free to sue me and seek for damages, hahahaha!

Disclaimer: Whatever I've written, just say say only la, no hard feelings ok? Chillax, Don't really come and sue me.

Last night, when Russell was sleeping on my bed, I caught him sleeping with his tongue sticking out!

So cutteeee.

Then I caught myself sleeping with my tongue sticking out,

So..*pause*.. ewwwwww! Now I know I find can a super hot gf! Hahah

Mandi then study! Bye!

Have a nice day!

Wooohoooo.

After sometime of tahaning my stupid slippery rip curl slipper that made my mum fell once, hahaha today I finally got myself a..

Crocs! Hahahah!

So many other colours there, but eeyer, dont want la, too colourful! Lol!

Oo yeah this is for my friend, Susan.

Nyehahhah!

Ok la, a short post!

Have a nice day!

Okay okay!

Okay okay, at least an update right or not? Havent been blogging properly!

Finals are just one week away and I havent started studying, sigh!

Went dinner with foo just now, hoe, kath and kath's younger brother then joined us.

We ended up trying this new restaurant!

I think it is located around Damansara Sunway or whatever la, but I do know its Jalan PJU that area, lol!

Its been a long time since we do this, simply order sahaja, the feeling damn syiok!

Sisa-sisa makanan! As you can see in the picture, sitting on the left is the W'Hoe're and right is Kathleen, the "sweet" couple! hahahaah

Since it is still the Pirates of the Caribbean fever, we decided to have some dessert after the dinner, so we went to this place that we passed by earlier.

We had ice cream here.

I ate this banana split with 3 scoops of ice cream, raspberry, rum raisins *wink* and mint. Fuck, that rum raisins was like shittttt! Worst rum raisins I have ever tried. Hahaha cannot bring you there already!

Ok, thats all for now! Time to sleep.

Have a nice day!

Fuccccccccccccckaaaaa

I'm ASSIGNMENT FREE NOW

1 more week to finals then ONE MONTH OF HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!

FUCK OFF NOW.

Yes, I consider this an update!

Have a nice day

Wooooooooooomennn! Sigh.

Found this in my gmail, that I must share it with you all.

I had a good laugh and also learnt something.

Below are 8 words women uses,

FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is
half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Have a nice day!

I am the champion.

Sigh, damn tired, just finished racing at the Sepang circuit, hahah!

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2010 F1 Champion, Fernando Alon"goh".

Date: 19th May (Saturday)
Venue: Lower Ground Floor, 1 Utama.
Event: Some hotties promoting Shell fuel

Bubu and I was having dinner there and coindicentally Kath was working there, so went and visited her awhile with Hoe and Bubu.

Kath: Adrian adrian, hold this trophy and stand on top.
Adr: Can ar? Haha okok.
Kath: See I told you he dare.
Hoe: Hahah.
Adr: Bubu help me take picture, I wannna blog.

After taking..

Adr: Let me see.
Bubu: Nahh.
Adr: Diuuuu, why only half of the 1st, why cannot see the 1st, 2nd and 3rd properly one.
Bubu: Lazy to move back.
Adr: ...You really take picture for the sake of updating your blog only oneee. Take nicely lahh, got camera phone also useless one.
Bubu: Okok.

Time to sleep.

*Edited*

I told mei yii that I've updated my blog and asked her to check it out, look what she told me after reading my post through msn.

My: Yea la, i couldn't see the 1 at first
My: Den look look only realised it was the platform u were standing on
My: *Shakes head* Terrible photographer
My: No la no la. Dont tell him that.
Adr: Hahaha Im gonna post it up now!

Have a nice day!

The Late Dinner.

Time for an update, dude!

Was still napping at around 9pm until my cousin aka WengFoo aka Bubu, called and asked whether I wanna have dinner outside. The sleepy me just simply agreed.

So we went ss2 for galey min/curry mee, haha.

With flash

Without flash.

Yummyyy.

I have a new competitive blogger now and he is Weng Foo. He was once a 10-days-1-post, 1-post-10-words blogger but not until he got his new camera cell not long ago. I can't go out with him anymore, because both of us will be taking the same picture and probably blog about the same thing. If this is the case, I might as well link you readers to him right?

Adr: You take all and blog all lorh.
Him: I blog about the stall, u blog about the food lo.
Adr: ....

"Wait till I got my new cell, Im gonna simply snap and post it up to my blog"

You see, he blogs for the sake of blogging unlike me, I blog to entertain my readers, hahahaha! I know I might get sued for defamation but I dont care 'cause this is the truth. I might consider taking away his link, HAHAHAHA!

Okokok, just joking, chillllaaa bradaaaaa.

Can you believe this is JAY CHOU.

So disappointed.

Time to buzz off, I'm still very very sleepy.

Jack Sparrow coming to you, very very soon!

Have a nice day

To, you know who you are.

GOOD LUCK!

Have a nice day!

Poor Trees

We are always asking for rain whenever the weather is hot but this time was too much. When I drove out to fetch mum after the heavy downpour. So many trees runtuh!

Just at the junction,

Front view

Side view.

Another tree,

Just right on top of my car

At another junction, another one right opposite,

Poor tree.

Last saturday night, Enghoe, Kath, Foo, Chris and I went up to Hulu Langat's Little Genting for dinner. No pictures on food but here is what you can see from there.

The KL.


The Me.

On friday night, went down to Jalan Imbi to makan Fuk Kin Min, found something really funny.

Anything wrong with this picture?

Yes! Why the hell do you need 3 locks for a toilet?? and the stupid thing was, I really went and locked them up, =p!

Won't be updating so often, I hope, because I have 2 assignments due on next monday.

Have a nice day!

Happy mother's day!

For those of you who started reading my blog while I'm still using xanga, you can choose to ignore this post, cause I copy and paste this from my old blog, nothing special, just the same old thing I wish to tell.

I would just like to dedicate this post to my mum, this is for you.

Since young, my elder brother has always been the closer one to my mum compared to me, partly because my mum focused more on my brother's education, however all the while i didnt take this as an unfair treatment, you showed me what is independent and today i'm proud to have a brother who is successful in his studies unlike me.

Yeah I know, I seldom have the initiative to start a conversation with you chatting about my secondary school's life, my college's life now. Instead, you always have to start a conversation with me but being the lousy son, I always try to sneak out from the conversation by running up to my room.

You start nagging me partly because you wanna push me and guide me to succeed and yet i always disappoint you by getting all the crappy results. True enough, im not a perfect son, i dont even greet you in the morning like what brother always do. I seldom help you in doing house chores, knowing that you'll be so tired after getting back from work, at least brother can still give you a hand when it's dinner time. All i know is how to face the computer, hang out with friends, spending your money. I'm sorry.

You're always there for me but i seldom realize, in fact i neglected it all the time. Knowing that you are always the closest person in my life but still i dont share any of my problems with you. Not until this year, i asked you to come into my room and had a short conversation with you because i felt that you really need to know this. I finally shared with you that there is this girl whom i really really love, telling you that she's in a relationship with another guy, how i neglected my studies all these years because i cant concentrate, why all the time i didnt help you much because most of the time i was having mood swings and more. What touched me the most was your reply. You comforted me by saying "no worries, I never blame you, this is life" and i actually locked myself inside the room and cried afterthat. I think that was my bravest act in my entire life, of course by sharing my problems with you and not the crying part.

Im sorry for all these years if i ever raised my voice on you
Im sorry if i ever fought back.
Im sorry for not studying well in the past and present
Im sorry for not helping you in all sort of ways
Im sorry that i havent been the son that you always wanted me to be
Im sorry for not listening to your advises
Im sorry that i have neglected you
The sorry list goes on, and thousand apologies

You showed me
When i was young just how to grow
You showed me
Everything that i should know
You showed me
Just how to walk without your hands

It really takes alot to know what is love.

I LOVE YOU MOTHER !

Have a nice day

Gentleman, start your engine!

I was watching this Taiwan variety show and they were arguing that women are proved to be a lousier driver. Four girls were trying to defense themselves from two guys. Man, those words are really really harshful.

But it is true! Generally, women are lousier.

If you (a pro female driver) who is reading my blog now, feel free to swear at the statement and alt-f4. Hahaha.

If you (a lousy female driver) who is reading my blog now, you must continue reading this post, thanks!

As for guys, do whatever you want.

Few days back, when i was heading back from my mum's office, this lady driver infront of me had all the space even a mammoth tank can simply drive through the gap given, but she made it as if it was so diffucult. She (driving a Myvi) kept braking and jerking her car while trying to move forward. If she is driving those funeral van, I don't know what is it called, at the moment, Im sure the dead person inside the coffin will resurrect anytime in the process of braking and jerking.

I don't know why women can be so pro and concentrated when they are placed in any shopping malls but when they are on the road, they are easily distracted. Maybe the government should start considering whether to hang all the dresses, heels, accessories, bras at the street lights and dividers along the road instead of those advertising banners.

Guys, still remember our parents used to buy us lots of toy cars and we can drive it anywhere in house using only one hand, on the floor, against the wall, around the toilet bowl, in the air, beside mother's chopping board, down the stairs, just literally anywhere and that makes guy a better driver, I guess. Maybe parents should let their daughters start playing with toy cars from young instead of barbie dolls. Now I know why there are lousy male drivers too, just imagine what they played with when they're young! Hahahah! Enghoe, why you so lousy one?

Okok, time for dinner!

Have a nice day!

Linky-linky

Please proceed to this link *here* for some lame, pretty, ugly, cool, handsome, yeng, cheerful, classic, sohai, syiok sendiri pictures of us in the lecture hall.

And I'm lazy to blog.

Have a nice day!

TGIF again.

Lately sudah kaya.

Dinner with Chris, Ken, WengFoo, Edward, ChiWei @ TGIF. A place where my friend, Susan hates the most because she's working over there in Melbourne. She will complain alot about TGIF everytime she comes online and you can see her MSN's personal message changing and changing, hahaha! How I wish she serves us!

So, it was a bachelors night out. Actually no hot girl friends to go out with, that's why always use bachelors night out as an excuse XD.

Sadly, I have only 2 pictures, very lazy to take!

While ordering.

Edward: Give me a Jack Daniel's steak and a Sprite
Waiter: How would you like it to be served?
Edward: What do you all have?
Waiter: Well done, medium done.
Edward: Errr.
Me: Raw
All: Hahahaha!

Ken's Jack Daniel's Chicken and Shrimp

Ken: Wtf, the serving is so small.
All: Hahaha
Ken: Adrian, pass me your phone, I wanna take picture of it.

So the bill was RM 300.95 *pufffffffffffffffffffttttt*

Alright, its late.

Have a nice day.

Eason's promo tour.

Weng Foo and I went to his promo tour at The Summit, what a lame place to held a promo tour!

Seriously, if a shopper who is brand conscious, The Summit totally suits you!

The Stage

After standing for 2 hours, he finally came out!

Saying hello!

Chit-chatting with the host


Singing.

The album.

The autograph, don't know sign what fuck.

Time for a nap.

Have a nice day.

Obesity.

I left my mother speechless last night.

Me: Mum, come and *take a look at my girlfriend, shes the only one I've got* look at this picture I took during my lecture.
Mum: Okay okay!

Seriously, I dont mean to take this picture at first, but it was really too disturbing and it distracted me from concentrating! Haha. If you (the one in the picture) are reading this, I'm really sorry.

Me: Nah, see!
Mum: O_O
Me: you see, stop saying that I'm fat ok!
Mum: O_O.

Then last night when I went yam cha with Albert and Eng Hoe, I showed it to them too.

Me: Eh, bert, hoe, check this out.
Bert: Why you so bad one.
Hoe: Yeala.
Me: Aiyoh distracted lah, hahaha! Eh bert, if 1 day, I'm that fat will you still be my friend?
Bert: I think I have no choice lah, since I'm already your friend.
Me: Ok, lets put it this way. If I'm not your friend today and I'm that size, will you still be my friend?
Bert: Sei hoi tit lahhh. (Die far far lah)

Then I showed it to Chi Wei this afternoon,

Me: Eh, you see.
Cw: Aiyooooor. Why you like this one.
Me: If the extra portions were to cut off and cook. Wowww.
Cw: Hahahaha.

Sweet Sour Pork.

Then again you see, how often do I get to laugh at people at this size, I'm not any better. I'm often the one that everyone else is laughing at. Just let me rejoice for once ok? I don't mean to be mean ok? Okay okay I'm sorry.

Singing Eminem - When I'm gone.
And when I'm gone, just carry on
Don't mourn, rejoice
Everytime you see a double size of urs.

So, according to Fatze's theory, there is no longer chain reaction when this issue is raised. It is the new chain action, it stated that one man's size is another man's laugh. What the fuck am I talking actually, lol! So, let me clear your doubt about this theory but anyway that's own my theory.

Fatze's Theory. LOL

So next time just do that when you see someone is fatter than you. It feels alot better especially if you're fat, the joy won't last but at least for now, it stays! Hahaha! Rejoice man!

I will end this with an absolutely i-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-le hope,
I hope that, there are only super leng chais and super leng luis in this world. Quick, everyone, go start losing weight! Wise man says, "Dunia ini cuma ada malas mia perempuan dan lelaki, tak ada hodoh mia perempuan dan lelaki"

Sifuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
"Unite for your body, unite against fats"

Oo let me show you another thing, this is what that fella wrote on our bill when we went yam cha last night.

What the heck!

The Olimo Pahas - Teh O Limau Panas
The OAis Limo - Teh O Ais Limau
Mallo Ais - Milo Ais
Rotti Pagga - Roti Bakar
Meegi Goring - Maggi Goreng

Okay, time for some photos on my dog. This is for my brother who is studying in Liverpool, I guess he is super missing them but sadly I only have russell's pictures. Hoho.







Okay, I'm outta here! Sorry once again for the mean post!

Have a nice day!